1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.
2. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!
3. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
(or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)
4. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior. (and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")
5. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.
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I do not know what to say to this. Honestly. Or I may just really be biting my tongue so no one particularly Christian will wish me to burn in hell or pray for my heathen soul and ask the Lord to forgive me for I know not what I do.
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