Before I launch into a report on Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith, y'all must check this out: Store Wars.

Anyway. The movie. It didn't suck. Since I suck at writing reviews, I'm just gonna do it like this:

1. At least Anakin and Padme looked legitimately in love in this one. Their coming together in Episode 2 was so contrived, and he always looked ready to undress her. At least here, he finally did, though of course we never saw that bit.

2. Anakin, you are extremely gullible. What would your minions say if they ever found out how easily you were lured to the dark side? And you know what? If my prospective superior had a face like that, I would think twice about joining his team. Nay, I would tear the hell away from there and never come back. Palpatine just reeks of evil dude. You're a Jedi, you're supposed to sense these things.

My sister just said it doesn't mean that we should practice facial discrimination, but I say otherwise. If your future boss had a part in his forehead and each half has several folds, wouldn't you be a tad disturbed?

3. Mace Windu will always be a bad muthafucka.

4. Yoda and R2D2 seriously prod buttock.

5. SERIOUS SPOILER: Jar Jar Binks keeps his floppy mouth shut.

6. Why is Christopher Lee always limited to short appearances in the last installment of trilogies he's in??

7. "Visually stunning", "a-mile-a-minute adventure", to use common film review buzzwords.

8. Wookies, wookies, wookies! They kick butt too!

9. Vigorous fight scenes. I love fight scenes. No epic battles though, but that's okay.

10. It's all Padme's fault. I wanted to say it's all Jar Jar's fault for pushing emergency powers for Palpatine, but then again, who appointed Jar Jar in the first place?

In other words, it's a lot better than the previous two movies.